Boys Like Me

I can gossip with the best
And I can put my hair like they please
I can joke and I can tease
I can flirt and I can please
Yet I'd rather drink a beer and watch football

I own things in pink
And I swear a martini's a good drink
I can dance and I can love
I can speak my feelings without being drunk
Yet I'd rather just keep my mouth

That's why I hang out with boys like me
They wear the same holey jeans
I'll wear a camo Georgia hat
And won't give a damn if I look fat
In a white tank and boots with stains faded green
That's why I hang out with boys like me
With names like Dave, Dennis, and Kelly
I'd rather sit a bar
And talk shit about my car
Then be a damn sorority
That's why I hang out with boys like me

I could wear a skirt
But those damn heels hurt
I could lay in a tanning bed
But I swear I'd get all red
I'd rather fish in the sun if you'd please

I could put makeup on
And only sing when to chick songs
But I'd rather blast Hank
With two hands full of cold drank
Than play the pretty girl who smiles politely

That's why I hang out with boys like me
They wear the same holey jeans
I'll wear a camo Georgia hat
And won't give a damn if I look fat
In a white tank and boots with stains faded green
That's why I hang out with boys like me
With names like Dave, Dennis, and Kelly
I'd rather sit a bar
And talk shit about my car
Then be a damn sorority
That's why I hang out with boys like me

You could say I ain't ladylike
When I burp and start picking fights
But I swear that's just all me

That's why I hang out with boys like me
They wear the same holey jeans
I'll wear a camo Georgia hat
And won't give a damn if I look fat
In a white tank and boots with stains faded green
That's why I hang out with boys like me
With names like Dave, Dennis, and Kelly
I'd rather sit a bar
And talk shit about my car
Then be a damn sorority
That's why I hang out with boys like me